I bought a butt plug once and used it a couple times before I got bored with it, I think I'm just chasing fads for kicks. What happens if I get bored with fucking? What comes next? I mean after you get the kick out of the first time it's all down hill from there.

Everyone's having normal sex, I better meet someone really fucked up; screaming she wants sticky notes on her tits and lettuce thrown in her face.

That'd be a good story.